On August 19, 2026, the British government published multiple resources at once shocking, portentous, and inadvertently comical in a darkly satirical way. The nine-page brochure titled “Understanding behaviours and expectations in the UK: A guide for asylum seekers” aims to help asylum seekers understand that in the UK, “laws and customs … may be different” from their home countries. Those home countries would be the Muslim hellholes from which asylees are fleeing. Unfortunately, many of the male asylees from these hellholes are choosing to bring their hellish values and customs with them to the UK, thereby transmogrifying the UK into the hellholes from which they fled.
The brochure informs Muslim men that women may work, go to school, and visit friends and family.
It informs asylees that when they are in public, they must never “make sexual comments to someone,” “make … kissing noises at someone,” “follow someone or block their path,” or “make rude or offensive gestures.”
The brochure informs barbarians that they “are expected to … never use threat, force or pressure to make someone have sex” and “never try to have sex with someone who is asleep, drunk, or unable to consent.”
And finally, the brochure emphasizes to people who rape and marry minor girls that “Sex with someone under the age of 16 is a serious crime in the UK.”
To be clear, men requesting sanctuary, freedom, and material help in a more desirable country than theirs must be told not to rape the citizens of the country from which they want help. Astounding.
An even more disturbing document titled, “Keeping children safe in the UK” warns that “What is allowed in some countries may be illegal here.” Specifically, the government warns against “Hitting, smacking, shaking or hurting” children, and “Not giving a child enough food, clean clothes, healthcare, or a safe place to live.”
Oh, almost forgot, the government also tells asylees that they can’t cut little girls’ genitalia off or force little girls to marry.
To those lefties and Muslims who take umbrage with criticism of Muslim values and barbaric customs, or who indignantly assert that barbarism isn’t universal among Muslims, or who assert that there are countless “moderate Muslims” who reject the subjugation and abuse of girls and women, or who claim that most Muslims love American democratic values and political institutions and desperately want to assimilate, I say, prove it.
Why aren’t moderate Muslims organizing and protesting “Islamism”? Why aren’t they issuing public statements condemning the oppression and abuse of women? Why aren’t they voting in droves against politicians like Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Zohran Mamdani who clearly loathe America from which they have so amply benefited?
Multiculturalism, another malignant leftist idea spawned by elitist academicians, foisted on Western cultures the ignorant and dangerous idea that it’s immoral to make negative judgments about non-Western cultures. So, now Western cultures are being ruined by a false and tyrannical religion and the ugly culture it creates.
Hatred of individuals is wrong. Hatred of false, evil ideas and the acts impelled by them is good and right. For Christians, it is an obligation. We are commanded to love even our enemies, and we are commanded to hate evil. Christians are commanded too to “expose the unfruitful works of darkness.” It is neither good nor compassionate to refrain from discriminating right from wrong, good from evil, truth from falsehood.
Even in these brochures that seek to teach barbarians elemental moral truths, the UK government couched their behavioral “expectations” in milquetoasty language:
We understand that coming to a new country can be difficult. … In the UK, there are laws that protect everyone’s safety, dignity and rights. It is important that you understand them, because not following UK law can have serious consequences. You could get in trouble with the police, lose your asylum support, or it could affect your asylum claim. This booklet will help you understand what is expected of you when living in the UK. These rules and expectations are not just for people seeking asylum, they apply to everyone living here.
The UK government is trying really, really hard to ensure that all those asylum seekers who may be predisposed to raping girls don’t ruin their chances of staying in the UK by raping girls.
Moreover, the UK government wants to assure Muslim men/potential criminals that the government is not picking on them. Oh no, no, no. Prohibitions of child rape apply to everyone, so don’t feel persecuted. Sure, it was Muslims who raped thousands of minor girls, primarily white girls, for decades, but this brochure is for everyone. No hard feelings (smiley face, beggy hands)?
Here’s an idea: Maybe stop sucking up to and welcoming people who hate Western values into Western societies.
Contrast the treatment of Americans who travel abroad with the treatment of Muslims who seek to live abroad. When Americans vacation for a few short weeks in foreign countries, they pour money into those foreign economies and then are mocked for their Hawaiian shirts, sports caps, and friendly greetings.
When Muslims seek to live permanently in foreign countries, they are welcomed, given government support, and then rape women and children, or, as in the case of quislings like Ilhan Omar, use American freedoms to destroy America from within.
The British government has now spent thousands of British taxpayers’ dollars to produce and publish a brochure to try to prevent Muslims welcomed into the UK by leftists from raping British girls and women. Jonathan Swift couldn’t have done better.